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yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

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spicyshimmy:

mass effect 1: i was not prepared for some of my friends to die

mass effect 2: i was not prepared for myself to die

mass effect 3: i guess i should have been prepared for like everyone to die

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Being a lazy perfectionist is so hard because I want everything to be perfect but I don’t want to make an effort

(Source: giant-spirity-korra)

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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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